WHO THE HELL OWNS THIS SHOW?!
Don't say Disney - they own everything, and that's not helpful. Plus obviously I already asked.
Which company specifically owns the media rights, so I can send a polite email about about releasing these goddamn episodes in proper quality already?
Our best version right now? It's from a guy taking the German episodes and sticking the English audio onto it (playlist here, support the project :3). But even with that, a third still look like they were filmed in a cave with potatoes, and he had to keep shoring it up with clips from the original FoxKids broadcast. Fox only had - like, twelve pixels max back then, so you can really feel the desperation when he has to switch over to them anyway.
You know which episodes are crystal clear? The first three! The only ones that were ever officially released!
WHERE ARE THE REST, SABAN? Who did you give them to?!
I know you know the answer!
I KNOW YOU DO.
Are they with Hasbro?! Does Hasbro have the rights? Did they stay with Fox? I know Fox is under Disney now, but at least I could be like, "Hey, remember all that shit you got in your recent acquisition? The big acquisition? The important one? The one with Fox? ... Fox? ... the ones who had the Simpsons? Yeah, them! Here's something you already own that you can slap on your streaming service while you're still convinced that thing's commercially viable: 50 episodes, ready to go! Maybe you'll get renewed interest or whatever! I don't care! I'm literally only concerned with the existing series."
Just give them to me and I'll keep it our little secret. I won't even tell anyone (I'm gonna immediately give them to the German guy). Nobody's ever gonna know, and I'll even pay you in dollars for them. That is SUCH a fair deal for something that's a toenail from being in the public domain anyway.
My email address is as functional as it is communicative:
GiveMeMyEpisodesSaban@gmail.com
IT'S BEEN 25 YEARS! QUIT BOGARTING THEM!