WHO OWNS THIS SHOW?!

Don't say Disney - they own everything, and that's not helpful. And obviously I already asked.

Which company specifically owns the media rights for this show, so I can go get after them about releasing these goddamn episodes in proper quality?

Our best version right now? It's from a guy taking the German episodes and sticking the English audio onto it (playlist here, support the project :3). But even with that, a third still look like they were filmed in a cave on a potato, and he had to keep shoring it up with clips from the original FoxKids broadcast. Those only had - like, twelve pixels at the max, so you can really feel the desperation when he has to switch over to them.

You know which episodes are basically crystal clear?

The first three! The only ones that were ever released on DVD!

WHERE ARE THE REST, SABAN? Who did you sell them to?!

I know you have them!

I KNOW YOU DO.

Are they with Hasbro?! Does Hasbro have the rights now? Did they go to Fox? I know Fox is under Disney, but at least I could be like, "Hey, remember all that shit you got in your recent acquisition? The big acquisition? The important one? The one with Fox? ... Fox? ... the ones who had the Simpsons? Yeah, them! Here's something you already own now that you can slap on your streaming service while you're still convinced it's commercially viable: 50 episodes, ready to go! Maybe you'll get renewed interest or whatever! I don't care! I'm literally only concerned with the existing series!"

Just give them to me and it'll be our little secret.

I won't even tell anybody (I'm gonna immediately send them to the German guy) so nobody's ever gonna know, and I'll even pay you in dollars for them. That is SUCH a fair deal for something that's a toenail from being in the public domain anyway.

My email address is as functional as it is communicative:

IT'S BEEN 25 YEARS! QUIT BOGARTING THEM!